The web has exploded today with the news of Dodgers slugger Manny Ramirez testing positive for performance enhancing drugs and his shiny new 50 game suspension, roughly $9 million worth of bench time. Fantasy baseball owners across the nation are either traumatized or sending their Manny having competitors stinging emails about the prospects of the rest of the season. Another club laughing hard is the San Francisco Giants, who were a paper's width away from signing the big muscle. Giants fans, who have been endlessly disappointed with their front office management over the last few years, have cause to dance in the streets. Not only did their big signing error just do an about face, but their much hated rivals are now paying one of baseball's best to ride the pine for 50 games, almost one-third of the entire season. Musclehead tattle-tale Jose Canseco recently outed Manny, even going so far as to put odds on his conjecture.  Canseco put the probability at 90 percent that Manny was juiced. Jose's mouth is like the Oracle at Delphi, don't question the juicing knowledge of the juiciest juicer ever. You have to wonder about the personal intelligence of a man who has his entire career on the line, and still decides in the hottest, most suspicious era in baseball to use drugs. Just to make sure he doesn't pull a Sammy Sosa, I'll continue in Spanish: Mira Manny, todo los "big wigs" in beisbol estan buscando drogas, por favor, no mas, comprende? (Look Manny, all the big wigs in baseball are looking for drugs, so please, no more, understand?)